Hulk Angry.
Every time I think about this, I get angry,...
Readers digest version,.....
This pack's pedigree is also tied up with Ken Huegel's famous screen-used pack that went missing several years back thanks to the incompetence of the skycaps at LAX and the corruption/ineptitude of the Romanian airport authorities.
RIP GB2 Hero,....we hardly knew ye'.
But I digress,.....
I will not relate the entire ordeal again here but just so you have a point of reference,.....once Ken FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM ROMANIA to do the deal, with the seller, this deplorable shit-heel of a swindler tried to back out of the deal.
The guy hemmed and hawed, waffled and wrung his hands in a tableau I'm sure he'd played out a thousand times before and as I watched the whole thing degenerate before my eyes I couldn't help but hear Lando Calrissian's voice in my head saying, "This deal's getting worse all the time."
FINALLY,.....the guy says something to the effect of, "Okay, I'll let it go, but I want one of his, (pointing at me), replicas in it's place."
I didn't think about it at the time but now I should have seen it. I didn't think about it too much cause I wanted to help Ken get his pack and get the f**k out of there. But it DID occur to me,...If he liked the pack so freakin' much, why let it go? Why settle for a replica when you HAVE a screen used,.....I'll tell ya why,....
Because after jacking up the price, which was bad enough, he wanted to use MY replica and KEN'S C.O.A. (certificate of Authenticity for those who may not know), which had not yet arrived from Sony and shit-heel promised to mail to him.
C.O.A. never arrived, (surprise, surprise), and several months after I delivered the pack, it showed up in the PIH auction and my heart sank.
I know my work. I also knew every inaccuracy on the thing. I left them on purpose because there was no way I was giving this guy a cherry pack. He'd never know so who cares? I wasn't keen to make it too nice but a deal's a deal and I gave my word.
Here's proof,.....this was a photo I took of the pack the day before I delivered it to the swindler,....
More,.....
Larger elbows, bigger tubing, HUGE attenuator rod on the ion arm, I mean,....come on?
The second I saw it in the PIH catalog I knew,.....I went down and identified it. I thought the poor guy was gonna have a stroke. He was like,...."the catalogs have already gone out!"
The guy who's name the pack was under was NOT the guy who sold Ken the screen pack,....but he was an associate. Turns out, as they told me, the guy who sold Ken his screen pack had been BANNED from PIH for selling bogus merchandise in the past.
So he had his buddy put it up to circumvent the system. I was told the guy was charged 10% of the reserve, ($25K), as a penalty and booted from ever auctioning anything with PIH again.
I had to walk out of there and leave the pack. It was like finding one of your children in an orphanage and having to walk away and leave it again.
I lost track of the pack after that until all the recent events. But as luck would have it, (luck in the form of my dear friend Bryan Fear), he put me in touch with the guy who was going for the pack, a very talented screen writer and a Hell of a nice guy.
I said,....if you win it,....I'll fix it for the love of the game and ship it to you.
He won it,....and on Saturday,.....my prodigal pack returns,.....and while I'm not gonna kill the fatted calf,.....you can be sure I'm firing up the dremel,......right after I bathe it in ACETONE. >:(
And THAT, my firends,....is an amazing story with a very, VERY, happy ending.
And yes I will document the restoration.
Can't wait till Saturday,......I have a few,.......questions for the seller.
Venky